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Our servers are currently under heavy demand. We are working to add more bandwidth. Thank you.
Postmortem: After extensive research it appears that a change in our CloudFlare service settings caused the issue. We have since corrected the problem and are now running a full speed!
9:14am EST: We are currently experiencing an issue with our servers and are actively researching the cause.